Have you ever had a joke you didn’t get, but laughed anyways?

meladoodle:

rodneykong:

if she’s even able to walk after sex you didnt do it right

yeah you’re supposed to cut her legs off 

And feed them to the cats

(Reblogged from laughingatyoursecurity)
What if he says something wrong and she pushes him

What if he says something wrong and she pushes him

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raise-the-rail:

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I love slow motion

raise-the-rail:

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I love slow motion

(Reblogged from vapupas)

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Me: *Names child butter*
Me: *brings home wrong child*

Me: I can’t believe it’s not butter!

Are lesbian mermaids called h2omosexuals

Every once in a while a dog comes into your life and changes everything.

coyotestuck:

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anniedraws :

livethefaggotry:

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You know you did great when they don’t need you anymore…  

UNDER

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what

OH HUNNY

(Source: lemonteaflower)

(Reblogged from johnsfunnystuff)